Light Bulb Jokes
Just one—but first they have to turn off the power, test the circuit, file a permit, and explain why it was a fire hazard in the first place!
Because it wanted to be brighter!
He didn’t react. There was no resistance.
Heavy metal—with a bit of current in every beat!
Because they always find a way to conduct themselves properly.
“You turn me on!”
It couldn’t handle the connection anymore—it was just too intense.
He couldn’t resist the temptation of starting his own shocking business.
Their current love!
Because they always follow the path of least resistance.